Fékk sendan fjöldapóst frá Oddnýju… datt í hug í staðin fyrir að senda hann áfram að greina hann aðeins á blogginu.

We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side.

These are our rules! (athugasemdir frá Jóni Mínum)

Please note these are all Numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. (Equal all the way)
1. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon and the changing of the tides. Let it be. (eða hvaða dag sem íþróttir eru í sjónvarpinu … þó það séu 2 heilar vikur t.d. heimsmeistarakeppnin í fótbolta eða evrópukeppnin sem verður einmitt í sumar í Portúgal)
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. (Hver hefur haldið því fram??? Fólk er orðið svo úrkynjað)
1. Crying is blackmail. ()
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! (ójá - ÓJÁ - þetta er málið)
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. (aha)
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. (að hluta til sannleikurinn út í gegn – við erum verkefnamiðaðir)
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. (hvað meinaru)
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days. (þar sem ég er langminnugur þá get ég ekki samþykkt þetta… það sem er sagt við mig verður alltaf í fersku minni)
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. (nákvæmlega, ef þú heldur þú sért feit þá ertu það oftast… nema þú sért veik á geði og þá ertu í verri málum)
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one. (einmitt)
1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done, not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. (whatever)
1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials. (bara sjálfsögð kurteisi)
1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we. (þetta er of amrískt… auðvitað hafði hann ábendingar frá forfeðrum okkar íslenskra karlmenna)
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. (á kannski við ljóta, stutta, feita og heimska amríska karlmenn ekki okkur myndarlegu, hávöxnu, grönnu og gáfuðu íslensku)
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that. ()
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. (right on the money)
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear. (gefur auga leið)
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really. (nei auðvitað ekki… þú verður að vera vel klædd og til sóma… annað er bara lygi til að komast af stað)
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as sex, football, fishing, or motorcycles. (og ekki hugsa þegar svarið er „ekkert“ að eitthvað meira búi að baki)
1. You have enough clothes. (nei… kjaftæði… kaupa meiri föt)
1. You have too many shoes. (meira helvítis kjaftæðið … kaupa fleiri skópör)
1. I am in shape. Round is a shape. (segir sá lati amríski)
1. Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know men really don't mind that, it's like camping. (ooo crap in bæði - af hverju ætti einhver kona að vera reið yfir þessum pósti… ef einhver verður fúl yfir þessu þá á sama manneskja mjög bágt………………)

Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh. Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them an education!! (já og allir að lesa bloggið mitt)